万圣节之夜
为什么我们要停下？ Why're we stopping?
是车的问题 It's the car.
旧汽车嘛 经常过热 所以 You know, these old cars, they're always overheating, so.
好的 那现在怎么办？ Okay, so now what?
我们要等几分钟 We just gotta wait a couple minutes.
我不想聚会迟到 I don't wanna be late for the party.
就一会 Just a couple minutes.
我想到了现在能做的事 I got an idea of what we could do
反正现在也是闲着 while we're waiting.
哦 说说看？ Oh yeah, what's that?
来一炮 Butt stuff.
什么？ What?
呃 接吻 我们可以接吻 Kissing, I thought we could just kiss.
经典的 Classic
美式 American
长吻 kissing.
我要打电话给我妹妹 告诉她我要晚到一会 I should call my sister and tell her I'm gonna be late.
当然 Sure.
是的 打吧 Yeah, do that.
家庭第一 Family first.
搭档第二 Then teamwork.
嘿 Hey.
不 我们在路上 No, we're on our way.
没有 No.
杰的车过热了 Jay's car overheated,
所以我们要等它冷却下来 so we're just waiting for it to cool down.
不 我很好 No, I'm fine.
我很好 相信我 I am fine, trust me.
不 他没有 No, he's not.
曼迪 Mandy.
相信我 Trust me.
好的 我知道了 Okay, I'll see.
曼迪 不要告诉妈妈 Mandy, please don't tell Mom
因为 你知道 because, you know,
照她的性子 the way she gets.
没事吧？ Everything okay?
还好 Yeah.
车怎么样了？ How's the car?
可能还要几分钟 Probably just got another couple of minutes.
嘿 Hey,
我从我邻居家孩子那 I stole some Halloween candy
偷了一些万圣节糖果 from some kids in my neighborhood.
你想来一块吗？ You want a piece?
我想 Yeah, actually, I do.
啊 Ah.
怎么？ What?
你该说什么？ What do you say?
不给糖就捣蛋？ Trick-or-treat?
好了 拿去吧 There you go, go for it.
我怎么觉得什么都没有 I can't feel anything.
你拿到了 只要往上拉就行了 You got it, just pull on it!
继续拉 Pull on it!
-拜托 -我试了 卡住了 - Please. - I'm trying, it's stuck.
一直往上拉 Just keep pulling on it.
抓住了 Keep grabbing.
是圣诞袜杂锦糖吗？ It's like a Toostie Roll.
是超大尺寸的糖果棒 It's a full-size candy bar.
什么？ What?
怎么了？ What happened?
怎么？ What?
你他妈的逗我呢 You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
你要去哪里？ Where you going?
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
你别走 只是开个玩笑 You don't have to go, it was just a joke.
你真他妈的恶心 You're fucking disgusting.
开玩笑而已 It was a joke!
你在做什么？ What're you doing?
杰 快滚吧 Jay, just fuck off.
你要走回家吗？ You're just gonna walk home?
我自己会找车坐 走吧 I'll find a ride, just go.
莎拉 只是开个玩笑 Sara, it was just a joke.
我打车 你走吧 走吧 I'll find a ride, just go, just go.
你知道 你没有这个的话 You know, it's going to be hard for you to find a ride
很难打到车 when you don't have this.
给我 Give me that.
给我手机 Give me that.
你想要吗？ You want this?
把手机给我 Give me the phone.
-把手机给我 -想得美 - Give me the phone. - Ooooooh.
祝你散步愉快 婊子 Have fun walking, bitch.
杰 Jay!
混蛋 Asshole.
他妈的 Fuck!
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
有人吗？ Hello?
我只需要借用一下电话 I just need to use your phone.
谁能帮帮我 我只想 Can somebody help me, I just need,
我只需要用一下电话 I just need to use the phone.
有人么？ Hello?
有人在吗？ Is anyone in here?
你好？ Hello?
有人吗？ Hello?
有人在吗？ Hello?
萨拉 Sara.
杰？ Jay?
杰 Jay!
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick 'r treat.
一年之后
又是尤斯特镇十月里阳光明媚的一天 It's another beautiful October day here in Yost Town.
万圣节就在眼前 伙计们 Halloween's right around the corner, folks.
我会在醉城酒吧 这里有买一送一活动 I'll be in Inebriate City for the two for ones
别忘了 还有那些穿着最性感服装的女孩们 and don't forget, the girls with the sluttiest costumes
敞开怀地喝 把她们喝倒 get in free and drink till they pass out.
我是你们的DJ迪克 “105.6调频” I'm your man, DJ Dick, "from 105.6 The Mix,"
“倾听火热的声音” putting hits all up in your mouth.
你试过亲手杀死过什么吗？ Have you ever killed anything?
你说什么？ What?
比如 你小的时候 Like, when you were younger.
有没有杀死鸟啊 猫啊或其他什么东西的？ Every kill a bird, cat or anything?
有一次喂死了一只宠物鱼 I killed a pet fish by overfeeding it once.
你有没有想过杀人？ Have you ever just wanted to just kill someone?
我不知道 也许想过吧 I don't know, maybe.
嘿 你和里基到底怎么了？ Hey, what's up with you and Ricky anyway?
你和他做爱了吗？ Did you fuck him yet?
天哪 曼迪 Jesus, Mandy.
怎么了？ What?
别告诉我你还没和他上床 Don't tell me you haven't fucked him yet.
可能吧 Maybe.
不管怎样 梅丽莎 Whatever, Melissa.
至少给他手过吧？ At least given a handy?
你真是个荡妇 You're such a slut.
哦 等等 看 Oh wait, look.
她在那里 There she is.
谁？ Who?
埃塞尔阿姨 Old Aunt Ethel.
为什么他们叫她“埃塞尔阿姨？” Why do they call her "Old Aunt Ethel?"
因为 20年前 Because, like 20 years ago,
她在那所房子里杀了她全家人 she killed her entire family in that house
所有的邻居都能听到有人在屋里喊 and all the neighbors could hear someone inside yelling,
“住手 埃塞尔阿姨 ” "Stop, Aunt Ethel!
“求求你 天哪 住手 埃塞尔阿姨 ” "Please, God, stop, Aunt Ethel!"
嘿 Hey!
天啊 马克 Jesus, Mark.
你吓死我了 You scared the shit out of me.
你害怕什么？ What're you scared of?
我还没有把它亮出来 I haven't even pulled it out yet.
吐 Ew.
恶心 Gross.
伙计们 Guys!
我爱这个女孩 I love this girl.
哦 Oh.
我在跟梅丽莎讲埃塞尔阿姨的故事 Just telling Melissa, here, the story of Old Aunt Ethel.
哦 对了 快到万圣节了 是吧？ Oh yeah, it's almost Halloween, huh?
什么意思？ What does that mean?
老埃塞尔阿姨呢 So Old Aint Ethel,
每年的万圣节 都会引诱孩子们进去 every year on Halloween, she lures the kids inside.
说她有特别的糖果 Says she has very special candy,
那些糖果会让他们的愿望成真 candy that's gonna make all their wishes come true.
当她把他们骗进屋的之后 And when she gets them inside,
就把他们都杀了 she slaughters them,
锯断他们的四肢 一个接一个 sawing off their limbs, one by one.
听起来还挺真 Yeah right.
这是真的 No, it's true.
那她为什么还没进监狱呢？ Then why isn't she in jail yet?
因为如果没有找到尸体 Because if you don't have a body,
就不能构成犯罪 you don't have a crime.
什么意思？ What does that mean?
他们说 埃塞尔阿姨 They say that Old Aunt Ethel,
她把所有孩子的身体部位都变成了万圣节的糖果 she turns all the kids' body parts in Halloween treats,
不留下任何残骸 leaving behind no remains at all.
她是个老不死的精神病 That's one psychotic bitch.
你肯定不会想 You definitely don't wanna
去她的住处捣蛋的 go trick-or-treating at her place.
她会把你变成南瓜派 She'll turn you into pumpkin pie.
你在干嘛呢？ 练电臀舞
不懂 你来派对吗？
还没想好 你个婊子
你觉得埃塞尔阿姨的故事是真实的吗？
人人都知道是真实的
11 12 11, 12
13 14 13, 14,
15 16 17 15, 16, 17,
18 19 18, 19,
20 20.
还差11个 11 more to go.
你好 Hello.
嘿 姑娘 你在干什么？ Hey, girl, what you doin'?
你知道的 就是跳电臀舞啥的呗 You know, just "twerking the fleek," right?
什么？ What?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你今晚要去曼迪的派对吗？ You going to Mandy's party tonight?
我还不知道 I don't know yet.
我还有很多作业要做 I still have a lot of studying and stuff to do.
婊贝 你最好去 Bitch, you better.
你是来大姨妈吗还是别的什么？ You on the rag or something?
什么？不 What? No!
嗯 Mmmmm.
你量太大了 You got that heavy flow.
听着 只需要双层呵护 Girl, just double up.
双层？ Double up?
是的 只需要双层防侧漏 Yeah, girl, just stick two super heavy flows
就莫得问题 right up in that bitch
你可以连续嗨4个小时 and you could party for four hours straight.
没有侧漏 No leakage.
哈 Ha.
什么 不 我不是来大姨妈 What, no, I'm not on my period.
我只是不知道我是否要去 I just don't know if I'm gonna go yet.
听着 你要开放一点 Girl, you gotta live a little.
这不是俄亥俄州 或者是你老家 This is not Ohio or wherever the fuck you from.
我们在这里是要狂欢的 听到没？ We party hard out here, okay, hoe?
好的 Okay.
嘿 你知道那些“埃塞尔阿姨”的传言吗？ Hey, do you know about all that "Old Aunt Ethel" stuff?
是的 女孩 每个人都听说过老埃塞尔阿姨的事 Yeah, girl, everybody has heard about Old Aunt Ethel.
我是说 她在万圣节之夜 I mean, is it true that she takes all the kids
把所有的孩子都带走之类的事？ on Halloween night and stuff?
宝贝 你白担心些傻事儿了 Bitch, you worry about the wrong things, okay?
打扮好你自己 我们今晚狂欢 Get your shit together, we partying hard tonight.
拜了个拜 Okay, hoe.
啊 Ah.
让我们看看 Let's see.
我需要什么？ What do I need?
啵 Bop!
啊 Ah!
啊 是的 Ah, yes,
我需要你 I need you.
耶 Yeah!
啊 我喜欢这样 Ah, I love that.
哇 Woo.
呀呼 Yee-haw!
呦吼 Yee-haw!
看看这个 Look at that.
哦 我太兴奋了 Oh, I'm getting excited!
我好兴奋 I'm getting excited!
里基 Ricky!
滚出去 Get the fuck out of here!
哦 Oh!
对不起 Sorry.
现在 And now!
是我著名的腌巧克力登场的时候了 Time for my famous pickled chocolates.
嗯 闻起来已经很香了 Mmmm, it already smells good.
哦 脚后跟 Oh, the heel.
脚跟和关节 The heel and the balls.
脚的关节是最棒的 The balls of the feet are the best.
嗯 我都能尝到它们的味道了 Mmmm-mmmm, I can almost taste 'em.
我能尝到 I can almost taste 'em.
我喜欢它 I love it.
大家都喜欢 Everybody loves them.
我要吃掉它们 这是肯定的 I'll eat 'em, that's for damn sure.
是的 Yes, sir.
完美 Perfect.
好了 现在 我们把这些放到烤箱里 All right, now, let's get these in the oven.
啊 对的 Ah, yes.
当然 Of course.
注入灵魂 新的一天就会到来 With this soul, another day will come.
100 100!
耶 小宝贝 Yeah, bitches!
你不是和梅丽莎在一起吗？ Aren't you with Melissa?
什么？ What?
不 我把那个婊子甩了 No, I ditched that bitch.
不是吧 No fucking way.
嘿 你好吗 婊贝 Hey, what's up, bitch?
你看到了吗？ Are you seeing this?
呃 真是恶心 Ew, what a dick.
走吧 去他丫的 Just come on, fuck him.
梅丽莎 等等 Melissa, wait!
我简直不敢相信他会这样对我 I just can't believe he would do this to me.
去他的 梅丽莎 Fuck him, Melissa.
谁在乎呢？ Who cares?
我在乎 I care!
你以为呢？ Well, what did you expect?
这是什么意思？ What does that mean?
你甚至没有给他手过 You haven't even given him a handy.
好 谢谢了 Great, thanks.
很鼓舞士气 Nice pep talk.
梅丽莎 我们能谈谈吗？ Melissa, can we please talk?
她不想和你说话 里基 She doesn't want to talk to you, Ricky.
梅丽莎 给我一个解释的机会 Melissa, please, just give me a chance to explain.
来吧 Come on.
没有什么可以解释的 There's nothing to explain.
我能应付得了 I can handle this.
好吧 说吧 我只是想帮你 Fine, go ahead, I was just trying to help.
我真的不关心你说什么 里基 I really don't care about what you have to say, Ricky.
不管怎样 都是扯淡 It's all bullshit anyways.
别烦我了 Just leave me alone.
是啊 滚蛋 里基 Yeah, fuck off, Ricky.
别烦我 里基 Leave me alone, Ricky.
是我 马克 It's me, Mark.
里基和你在一起吗？ Well, is Ricky there with you?
不 他很久以前就离开了 No, he left, like, a long time ago.
你在跟我开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
管他呢 Whatever, fuck him.
让我们继续嗨吧 Let's party.
蛋蛋医生来了 Dr. Dick in the house.
我想我该回家了 I think I wanna go home.
不是吧 梅尔 Come on, Mel.
我真的没有心情参加聚会 I'm really not in the mood to party.
拜托 别让他破坏了心情 Come on, don't let him get in the way
你走你的阳关道 梅丽莎 of you living your life, Melissa.
不仅仅是他 It's not just him.
我昨晚熬夜学习 我累了 I was up late last night studying, I'm tired.
我要走了 I'm just gonna go.
我和你一起走 I'll walk with you.
他妈的 真的吗？ Fuck, seriously?
你不需要那样做 曼迪 我没事 You don't have to do that, Mandy, I'm fine.
她很好 宝贝 She's fine, babe.
马克 闭嘴 Mark, shut up.
这是女生守则 This is girl code.
你他妈的不懂 You don't fucking get it.
你说得对 我是他妈的不明白 You're right, I don't fucking get it.
也别让我也变成里基二号 And don't make me pull a "Ricky" on you too.
真的假的 马克？ Really, Mark?
过头了？ Too soon?
去你的 Fuck you.
呃 Eh.
我来告诉你 马克 I'll tell you what, Mark.
你尽管当你的"里基二号" You go ahead and pull a "Ricky" on me
你得好好想想了 but you better make it worth your while
因为这将是你最后一次在做的时候 because it'll be the last time you stick that little pee-pee
能硬起来 明白了吗？ in a vagina ever again, got it?
明白了 Got it.
让我好好表现 Now you're gonna get it.
还来？ Seriously?
老天啊 Jesus.
你需要尽快地离开他 说真的 You need to get over him, ASAP, seriously.
我本来不想说去年我和他做过 I wasn't gonna say anything but I fucked him last year
他是史上最快男人 and he was, like, the quickest cummer ever.
很可怜 It was pitiful.
曼迪 真的吗？ Mandy, are you serious?
怎么了？去年你们还没见过 What? It was last year before you guys even met.
你都不告诉我的？ And you weren't gonna tell me?
我这不是告诉你了 I did just tell you.
老天啊 曼迪 Jesus, Mandy.
不管怎样 Whatevs.
反正你需要克服他这道坎 My point is you need to get over him.
别跟他浪费时间 He's a waste of time.
如今什么都是在浪费时间 Seems like everything's a waste of time nowadays.
哦 看 Oh, look.
是埃塞尔阿姨 There's Aunt Ethel.
来吧 我们去看看 Come on, let's go look.
不要 No.
来吧 Come on.
认真的吗？ Seriously?
好吧 等一下 Well, wait up.
她看起来就像一个普通的老太太在烤蛋糕 She looks like a regular old lady baking a cake to me.
可能是这样 但我向你保证 事实并非如此 It may seem that way but I assure you it's not.
她现在可能正在煮哪个人的头骨 She's probably boiling someone's skull right now.
哦 不是吧 Oh, come on.
是的 Yes, sir.
这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous.
为什么我们要在某个可怜的老太太家外面偷窥 Why are we creeping around some poor old lady?
可怜的老太太？ Poor old lady?
是的 Yeah right.
我要回家了 I'm going home.
太愚蠢了 This is stupid.
嗯 Mmmm-mmmm.
很好 Yes, sir.
嗯 Mmmmmm.
哦 Oh,
味道很好 it's delicious.
嗯 Mmmmm.
把它放回去 Put that back in there.
是的 Yes, sir.
卧槽 Shit.
嘿 Hey!
你在那里做什么？ What're you doing there?
你想要讨糖吗？ You trick-or-treating?
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick-or-treat.
好吧 是没几天就万圣节了 Well, Halloween ain't for a couple days.
你来早了 You're early.
我来得不是时候 我很抱歉 I'm really bad about time, I'm so sorry.
-不 -我现在就走 - No. - I'll just be going now.
你很幸运 因为我从来没有拒绝过来客 You're in luck because I never turn away company.
我做的是整个镇上最好的腌万圣节糖果 And I make the best pickled Halloween treats in town.
是巧克力做的 味道很好 They're chocolate and they're delicious.
进来吧 Come on in.
我真的该走了 I really should be going.
哦 不 现在不行 Oh, no, no, no, not yet.
还不行 亲爱的 Not yet, dear.
我屋里有一些好吃的东西 I've got some delicious treats inside.
进来吧 Come on in.
-来吧 进来吧 -我该走了 - Come on, come on in. - I should be going.
来吧 Come on.
我真的不想坏了兴致 就像你说的 I really don't wanna ruin my appetite, like you said.
万圣节还有几天呢 对吧？ Halloween's a couple days away, right?
你会在万圣节回来看我吗？ You gonna come back to see me on Halloween?
是的 Yeah.
最好是 小姐 You better, young lady.
因为每个人都喜欢 Cause everyone loves
埃塞尔阿姨 Aunt Ethel's
的腌巧克力 pickled chocolates.
它们是自制的 They're homemade.
妈妈 是你吗？ Mom, is that you?
老天 里基 你在这里做什么？ Jesus, Ricky, what're you doing here?!
什么？ What?!
前门是开着的 The front door was open.
我打电话给你 但你没有接 I called for you but you didn't answer.
你来这里多久了？ How long have you been here?
我刚进来 I just walked in.
别担心 我什么也没看见 Don't worry, I didn't see anything.
滚出去 Get out!
我只是想谈谈 I just wanna talk.
滚 Leave!
在我叫警察之前滚 Before I call the cops!
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
滚出去 Get out!
好的 Okay.
你犯了个大错 You know, you're making a big fucking mistake.
天啊 Jeez.
好吧 就在这里等着 Okay, just wait here.
不要动 Don't move.
该死 Shit!
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
别耍花招 No cheating.
就在那里等着 Just wait right there.
你好 Hello.
你好 我是莫蒂默·杰克森 Hi, this is Mortimer J. Jackson.
谁？ Who?
莫蒂默·杰克逊 Mortimer J. Jackson.
我是 I'm with...
是谁？ Who now?
莫蒂默·杰克逊 Mortimer J. Jackson.
什么？ What?
-我是 -什么？什么？ - I'm with... - What? What?
我是假期盈余的工作人员 夫人 I'm with Vacation Surplus, ma'am.
你想要什么？ What do you want?
女士 我今天打电话来 Ma'am, I was just calling today
想问你是否考虑 to ask you if you were curious about
去度个假 ever wanting to take a vacation.
夫人 你有没有想过…… Ma'am, have you thought about...
不 No!
夫人 你有没有想过…… Ma'am, have you thought...
不 No!
我没想过 也不会想要 I don't have any, I don't want any either.
你好 女士？ Hello, ma'am?
嘿 怎么了 婊贝？ Hey, what's up, bitch?
嘿 你在忙什么？ Hey, what're you up to?
没什么 Nothing.
你想不到里基刚做了什么 You'll never guess what Ricky just did.
你看见他在你的窗外打飞机了？ Did you catch him jacking off outside your window?
什么？不 What? No.
为什么这么说？ Why?
我没告诉过你？ I never told you that?
告诉我什么？ Told me what?
他有时会在我的窗外打飞机 He jacks off outside my window sometimes.
但他这样做是对事不对人 But he does it to like everybody.
天哪 曼迪 你为什么要让我和这个怪物在一起？ Jesus, Mandy, why did you set me up with this creep?
我不想成为唯一一个有炮友的人 I didn't want to be the only one with crabs.
什么？ What?!
什么？ What?
没什么 你很好 继续说 Nothing, you're fine, just keep going.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
没事 想过来吗？ Nothing, wanna come over?
是的 Yeah.
哦对了 提醒我 Oh, remind me,
我到那里的时候有件事要告诉你 I have something to tell you when I get there.
你耍花招了 You cheated.
你耍花招了 You cheated!
我之前有六个的 I had six!
我很清楚我有六个 I know damn well I had six!
你这个骗子 You cheater!
好吧 我去 Well I'll be damned.
我确实有六个 I do have six.
嘿 库珀太太 曼迪在家吗？ Hey, Mrs. Cooper, is Mandy home?
嘿 Hey.
莎拉 对吧？ Sara, right?
其实是梅丽莎 Melissa, actually.
哦 对了 梅丽莎 Oh, right, Melissa.
你可能是长了个大众脸 I guess you just have one of those forgettable faces.
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
曼迪在家吗？ Is Mandy home?
是的 Yeah.
那个贱人在她的房间里 The bitch is in her room.
那么 你们今晚去哪里？ So, where you guys going tonight?
哦 我不确定 Oh, I'm not sure.
今晚我可以和你们一起出去玩 Well, I can hang out with you guys tonight
如果你想的话 if you wanted me to.
你知道现在流行什么 不是吗？ You know what the new in thing is these days, don't you?
是什么？ What's that?
熟女 MILFs.
这些年轻人 他们喜欢我们熟女 These young guys, they love us MILFs.
熟女全称是 那些我想上... Mom's I'd Like to...
不 我明白了 我明白了 No, I got it, I got it.
我知道熟女是什么 I know what a MILF is.
我甚至可以帮你牵牵线 And I could even hook you guys up.
要是有人来撩我 而我不喜欢他的话 Like when a guy hits on me and I don't like him,
我可以让给你 then I could let you have him.
哎呀 谢谢 Gee, thanks.
好吧 反正通知我一声 Okay, well just let me know.
好 Right.
进来 Come in.
天哪 你们这些家伙 Jesus, you guys.
没事的 进来吧 It's all good, just come in.
不 我要等着 No, I'll wait.
宝贝 Babe.
我都准备射了 I was just about to cum.
现在你该走了 Well now you're just about to leave.
就这样？ So it's like that?
就这样 It's like that.
听着 伙计们 我可以走 Look, guys, I can go.
不 No.
他要走了 He's leaving.
这真是胡扯 曼迪 This is bullshit, Mandy.
不 这是女孩时间 婊子 No, this is girl code, bitch.
长长心吧 小子 Raised on the streets, son.
别婆婆妈妈的了 Don't get clapped up.
去你妈的 You know what, fuck you.
再说一次？ What was that?
我说 去你的[操你] I said, fuck you.
来啊 Prove it.
出去吧 Just get out.
你真是个疯狂的婊子 You are one crazy bitch.
那么 你有什么要告诉我的？ So, what did you have to tell me?
哦 对了 Oh, right.
昨晚我睡不着 Okay, so last night I couldn't sleep,
所以我就出去散步 so I ended up going on this walk.
大概是凌晨2点左右 It was like 2AM or something
最后我路过了埃塞尔阿姨家 and I ended up going past Old Aunt Ethel's house
我走过去 看着她的窗户 她看到了我 and I went up and looked in her window and she caught me.
看到你了？ See saw you?
是的 她问我是不是 Yeah, she asked if I was
要“不给糖就捣蛋” like trick-or-treating or something.
你在跟我开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
呃 然后她问我是否想要 Uh uh, and then she asked if I wanted
她的腌巧克力 any of her pickled chocolates.
你没有吃 对吗？ You didn't eat any, did you?
没有 No.
为什么？ Why?
因为这些都是涂了巧克力的人肉 Because those are chocolate-covered body parts.
哦 那可不 Oh, yeah right.
我是认真的 每个人都知道她做巧克力的材料 I'm serious, everyone knows about her picked chocolates.
你在找什么？ What are you looking for?
我的大麻 My fucking weed.
我妈妈肯定又把它拿走了 I bet my mom took it again.
妈妈 你又把我的大麻都拿走了吗？ Mom, did you take my fucking weed again?!
该死的婊子 Fucking bitch!
最后一次 曼迪 For the last time, Mandy,
我没有拿你的大麻 I did not take your weed!
你拿了 你偷了我的大麻 Yes you did, you stole my fucking weed!
该死的婊子 Fucking bitch!
我讨厌那个婊子 I hate that bitch!
喂 Hello.
嗨 Hi.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我刚到乔的家 I just got to Joe's house.
你能先回来一趟吗？ Will you come back here first?
你刚要我离开 曼迪 You just told me to leave, Mandy.
我知道 但我需要你回来 I know but I need you back.
好吧 你想要什么？ Yeah, what do you want?
你怎么会觉得我想要什么？ What makes you think I want something?
你什么都不想要？ You don't want anything?
好啦 我想要 Okay, yes.
看 我他妈就知道 See, I fucking told you.
你会去布里德那给我弄些大麻吗？ Will you go to Breed's and get some weed for me, please?
拜托 曼迪 你知道我不喜欢去那里 Come on, Mandy, you know I don't like going over there.
他是个疯子 He's fucking crazy.
你被跟踪了吗？ Were you followed?
没有 伙计 No, man.
你绕了一个街区吗 Did you circle the block
保证没人跟着你吧？ to make sure them boys didn't follow you?
嗯 伙计 Yeah, yeah dude.
来吧 混蛋 Come on, motherfucker.
好了 你知道规矩的 All right, motherfucker, you know the drill.
举起手来 Hands up.
你身上有什么东西吗？ You got anything on you?
不 不 我想要些大麻 伙计 No, no, I jut want some weed, man.
你说什么 混蛋？ What'd you say, motherfucker?
我只是想…… I just wondered...
我知道你说了什么 但你为什么这么说？ I know what you said but why you saying it like that?
你被监听了吗？ You got a wire?
不 我很抱歉 老兄 No, I'm so sorry, dude!
这是真的枪吗？ Is this thing real?
请不要杀我 Please don't kill me, please!
我还没不带套做过呢 I haven't had sex without a condom yet!
看他还有没有那些白塔霍 And see if he has any more of that White Tahoe.
好 Fine.
嘿 呀呀呀呀 ? Hey, yah, yah, yah, yah ?
吼哦 ? Oooooooooooh ?
嘿 呀呀呀呀 ? Hey, yah, yah, hey, yah, yah ?
吼哦 ? Oooooooooooh ?
我爱你 I love you.
喂？ Hello?
想来一口吗？ Wanna hit?
你确定？ You sure?
这可是白塔霍 It's that White Tahoe.
嘿 呀呀呀呀 ? Hey, yah, yah, hey, yah, yah ?
吼哦 ? Oooooooooooh ?
嘿 你知道吗？ Hey, you know?
我对早些时候的事情很抱歉 I'm sorry about earlier.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name anyway?
凯蒂 Katie.
没错 That's it.
凯蒂 Katie.
不 No!
瑞秋 Rachel.
是的 Yeah.
你看起来像瑞秋 没错了 You look like a Rachel, that's who you are.
瑞秋 Rachel.
嘿 你们听说瑞秋的事了吗？ Hey, did you guys hear about Rachel?
没 怎么？ No, what?
她失踪了 She went missing.
不会吧 No way.
是的 她已经失踪三天了 Yeah, she's been missing for like three days.
她怎么了？ What happened to her?
她失踪了 She went missing.
不 我是说 No, like,
你觉得她遭遇了什么？ like what do you think happened to her?
这个蠢女人 This stupid bitch.
我猜肯定是埃塞尔阿姨把她弄到手了 I bet Aunt Ethel got her.
为什么？ Why?
在10月份整个月里 It's like, throughout the whole month of October,
有人开始陆续失踪 people disappear.
有时你能闻到尸体烧焦的味道 And sometimes you can smell the bodies burning.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
他们说埃塞尔阿姨 So they say Aunt Ethel,
把那些没有被她变成万圣节糖的身体部位 the body parts that she doesn't turn into Halloween treats,
都在她仓库里集体焚烧掉了 she burns in a big pile behind her barn.
你他妈的就会逗我 You're totally fucking with me.
不 这是真的 No, it's true.
你告诉她我们的计划了吗？ Did you tell her our plan yet?
没有 听着 No, okay, so listen.
明天晚上是万圣节 对吧？ Tomorrow night is Halloween, right?
我们要潜入埃塞尔阿姨家的房子里 So we're gonna have a stakeout at Aunt Ethel's house.
你为什么要在埃塞尔姨妈家做牛排？ Why would you want to cook steak at Aunt Ethel's?
不 是潜入她家监视她 不是做牛排 No, a stakeout isn't when you cook steak with someone,
你他妈的白痴 you fucking idiot!
监视她 像是调查之类的 It's when you watch somebody, like some investigative shit.
你为什么要这么做？ Why would you wanna do that?
我们要这样做 We are doing that.
我为什么要加入？ Why would I wanna do that?
因为 你不想知道 Because, don't you wanna see
她到底是怎么对待那些孩子的吗？ what she really does with those kids?
我敢肯定她对他们什么都没做 I'm sure she doesn't do anything with them.
不 她做了 Yeah she does.
我听说她用勺子 I heard that she scoops your eyeballs out of your skull
把眼球从脑袋上挖出来 然后吃了 with a spoon and then she eats them.
你尽管吹吧 Oh, whatever.
好了 Well,
瑞秋 Rach,
我想我们该去仓库了 I think it's time we head out to the barn.
你来的时间够久了 You just about worn out your welcome.
别动 不会疼的 Now hold still, it won't hurt a bit.
来吧 哦 Come on, oh!
该死 Shit!
该死 Damn!
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
来吧 你这个滑不溜秋的小东西 Come on, you slippery socket!
天哪 Gosh!
呸 Piss!
该死 Damn!
该死的婊子 Bloody whore.
哦 该死的 Oh, damn it.
卧槽 Shit.
啊 Ah.
哇 宝贝 Woo, baby.
多漂亮啊 What a beauty.
我等不及要腌制你了 Oh, I can't wait to have you pickled.
嗯 你已经味道很好了 Mmmmm, you're already good.
你太荒唐了 You're being ridiculous.
所以跟我们一起来 让我们来发觉真相呗 So come with us and let's find out.
除非你害怕了 Unless you're too scared.
我不害怕一个小老太太 I'm not scared of a little old lady.
你应该怕的 You should be.
天哪 Jesus!
是我妈妈而已 It's just my mom.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing in here?
你是在这里抽大麻吗 曼迪？ Are you smoking weed in here, Mandy?
不 妈妈 滚出去 No, Mom, get out!
哦 来吧 让我也来点 Oh, come on, let me get a little hit.
妈 快滚出我的房间 Get the fuck out of my room, Mom!
随便吧 Whatever.
哦 Oh,
嗨 马克 hi Mark.
你好 库珀小姐 Hi, Miss Cooper.
你练过吗？ Have you been working out?
算是吧 A little bit.
嗯 Mmmmmm.
我看得出来 I can tell.
太恶心了 妈妈 这太诡异了 Gross, Mom, that's so weird.
滚出去 Get out of here!
别嫉妒 曼迪 这样不迷人 Don't be jealous, Mandy, it's not attractive.
相信我 我没嫉妒 Trust me, I'm not jealous.
你真恶心 You're just gross.
你嫉妒我 因为我是一个熟女 You are jealous because I'm a MILF.
妈妈 你不是一个熟女 You're so not a MILF, Mom.
我是熟女 曼迪 I am a MILF, Mandy!
我真希望我没生你 I wish I never had you!
天哪 真是个婊子 God, what a bitch.
不好说 我觉得她挺好的 I don't know, I think she's pretty cool.
哦 去你妈的 马克 Oh, fuck you, Mark.
嘿 Hey!
你在干什么 你这个肮脏的小变态 What're you doing, you dirty little pervert!
哦 该死 Oh, shit!
快跑 小兔子 快跑 Run, rabbit, run!
抓住你了 小兔子 Gotcha, little rabbit.
所以 So,
现在你也来了 here you are.
我从哪里开始？ Where do I start?
啊 是的 Ah, yes.
你再也不需要这个了 You won't be needing this anymore.
还要7个 Seven more.
那个女孩刚刚推我了 我能把她掐死吗？ That girl just pushed me, can I choke her out?
什么？不 What? No.
就告诉她这样不好 Just got tell her it wasn't very nice
不再跟她玩就好了 and won't play with her anymore.
你好 Hello.
你好 梅莉莎 我是里基的妈妈 Hello, Melissa, this is Ricky's mom.
哦 嗨 Oh, hi.
你最近见过里基吗？ Have you seen Ricky lately?
不 我几天都没见到他了 No, I haven't seen him in a couple days.
他昨晚没回家 Well, he didn't come home last night
我们开始担心了 and we're getting worried.
他会回去的 I'm sure he'll show up.
如果你见到他 请告诉我一声 Please let me know if you see him.
我会的 I will.
喂？ Hello?
万圣节快乐 婊子 Happy Halloween, bitch.
今晚你准备好了吗？ You ready for our stakeout tonight?
嘿 里基的妈妈打电话给我 Hey, so Ricky's mom just called me
她已经有好几天没见到他了 and she hasn't seen him for a couple days.
你呢？ Have you?
不 事实上 No, matter of fact,
昨天晚上他甚至没有从我的窗户外面打飞机 he didn't even jack-off outside my window last night.
什么？ What?
等等 吉奥 Hold on, Gio.
我敢肯定他没事 I'm sure he's fine.
好吧 如果你看到他 告诉他他妈妈很担心 Well, if you see him, let him know that his mom's worried.
嘿 你今天要做什么？ Hey, so what're you doing today?
你想要去购物吗？ You wanna go shopping?
我没有 我现在在公园里 I can't, I'm at the park right now
照看我的小侄子 babysitting my little nephew.
等一下 吉奥 Hold on, Gio!
好吧 你到家时给我打电话 Okay, well call me when you get home then.
好的 我会的 再见 Okay, I will, bye.
天哪 吉奥 Jesus, Gio!
当我在打电话的时候 不要打扰我 When I'm on the phone, don't bother me like that.
怎么了？ What's up?
我把她掐昏了 I chocked her out.
哦 见鬼 来吧 Oh, shit, come on.
差6个 Six more.
6个 6个 Six more, six more.
好的 All right.
我想我已经万事俱备 I think I got everything we need.
我们有手铐 We got handcuffs,
绳子 rope,
扎线带 zip ties.
枪 We got the gun
还有一个苹果 and an apple.
苹果是干什么用的？ What's the apple for?
我不知道 它就在那儿 I don't know, it was already there.
哦 对了 那是我的苹果 Oh, right, that's my apple.
是谁？ Who is it?
梅丽莎 Melissa.
哦 天哪 把这些东西收起来 快点 Oh shit, put this stuff away, quick.
什么 你没告诉她？ What, you didn't tell her?
没有 快闭嘴 把它收起来 No, now shut up and put it away.
什么？ What?
-嘿 -你好 - Hey. - Hi.
怎么了？ What's up?
你们怎么了？ What's up with you guys?
没什么 Nothing.
是的 没什么 Yeah, nothing.
你们真奇怪 You guys are weird.
现在干嘛？ Now what?
我们等着 We wait.
等什么？ Wait for what?
我们等着她带几个孩子进屋里 We wait for her to take a couple of kids inside
然后我们看她对他们要干什么 and then we see what she really does with them.
如果她没有呢？ And what if she doesn't?
哦 她会的 Oh, she will.
她会的 She will.
曼迪 你真的很安静 Mandy, you've been really quiet.
你没事吧？ You okay?
是的 我很好 Yeah, I'm fine.
好无聊 Okay, this is boring.
我们可以放音乐吗？ Could we play some music or something?
不 No!
他妈的 Fuck!
都没有人来讨糖 There aren't even any trick-or-treaters out.
这是因为大多数人都知道 That's because most people know
关于埃塞尔阿姨的事 好吗？ about Old Aunt Ethel, okay?
孩子们不会经常来这个街区 Kids don't come around this block very often
但总有一两个 but there's always that one.
他来了 And there he is.
不给糖就捣乱 Trick 'r treat.
你好啊 Well, hello there.
好了 我们开始吧 Okay, here we go.
看到了吗？ See?
我说了吧 I told you!
我他妈的告诉你了 I fucking told you!
他可能会出来 He could come back out.
哦 不 他们再也不会回来了 Oh no, they never come back out.
他已经在那里呆了10分钟了 He's been in there for like 10 minutes now.
看 Look.
看 另一个孩子 Look, another kid.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
看看你小宝贝 Well look at you.
你看起来很好吃 Don't you look delicious.
我的意思是 很可怕 I mean, scary.
你是一个小女巫吗？ Are you a little witch?
是的 Yeah.
我喜欢女巫 I just love witches.
你知道什么魔法咒语吗？ Do you know any magic spells?
不知道 No.
你猜怎么着 Well guess what,
我知道真正的魔法咒语 I know a real magic spell.
你想看看吗？ Do you wanna see it?
是的 Yeah.
进来 我给你看 Come inside and I'll show you.
又一个晚上没法回家 And there's another one that's not going home
找爸爸妈妈的 to Mommy and Daddy tonight.
好的 Okay.
来吧 Let's do this.
做什么？ Do what?
听着 我今晚没有告诉你所有的事情 Listen, I didn't tell you everything about tonight
但现在你明白我们为什么要这么做了 but now you see why we have to do this.
做什么？ Do what?
曼迪 你在说什么？ Mandy, what are you talking about?
我们要杀了埃塞尔阿姨 We're going to kill Old Aunt Ethel.
我要把她的头打掉 I'm gonna blow her fucking head off.
冷静点 马克 Calm down, Mark.
你们疯了 你们不能杀她 You guys are crazy, you can't kill her.
为什么？ Why?
她杀害了可怜的无辜的孩子 梅丽莎 She's killing poor, innocent children, Melissa.
你怎么能坐视不管呢？ How can you let that happen?
我们得给警察打电话 We have to call the police.
那些孩子会死的 Those kids will be fucking dead
等不到那些警察拿到搜查令再来了 before those cops ever get here with a search warrant.
我要把她的头打掉 I'm gonna blow her fucking head off.
我不能这么做 我不能杀她 I can't do this, I can't fucking kill her.
看 门口有个小孩 Look, there's a kid at the door.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
那是我的侄子 吉奥 That's my nephew, Gio!
吉奥 Gio!
你不能就这样跑上去 大喊大叫 You can't go running up there, screaming like that.
你再也见不到他了 You'll never see him again.
放开我 Let go of me.
听我说 Listen to me.
看着我 你这个蠢女人 Look at me, you dumb bitch!
只有一个办法 好吗？ There's a right way to do this, okay?
我们会救你的侄子的 我保证 We're gonna save your nephew, I promise,
但不能这样 but not like this.
我需要你冷静下来 相信我 I need you to calm down and trust me.
那么 现在看看“铁娘子”吧？ So, look at "Miss Toughy Pants" now, huh?
就在一秒钟之前 你还一点都不想参与来着 Just a second ago you didn't want anything to do with this.
现在看看你 Now look at you.
事情不一样了 曼迪 她抓住了我的侄子 It's different, Mandy, she has my nephew.
别的孩子也可能是某个人的侄子 某个人的兄弟 It's always someone's nephew, someone's brother.
某个人的姐妹 Someone's sister.
当这些发生在你自己家人身上的时候 It's funny how everything changes
一切都不一样了 不是吗？ when it's your own family, isn't it?
嗯 我很清楚你的感受 梅丽莎 Well, I know exactly how it feels, Melissa.
埃塞尔阿姨带走了我妹妹 Aunt Ethel took a sister from me.
还有我弟弟 She took my brother from me.
伙计们 我不知道 Guys, I didn't know.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你准备好要杀了这个婊子了吗？ You ready to kill this fucking bitch?
我准备好了 I'm ready to kill this bitch.
让我们上吧 Let's kill this bitch.
吉奥 Gio.
你不能让他看见你 You can't cause a scene by letting him see you.
如果他开始大喊大叫 If he starts screaming and yelling,
埃塞尔阿姨就会出来了 Aunt Ethel's gonna come out here
我们将失去结束这一切的机会 and we're gonna lose out chance to end this
最终的机会 once and for all.
我们会救他的 We're going to save him,
明白吗？ okay?
来吧 Come on.
好了 你们要做的就是 All right, all you have to do
等着我进去 is wait for me to get inside.
明白吗？ Okay?
然后你们打开前门 Then you're gonna knock on the front door
分散埃塞尔的注意力 and distract Aunt Ethel.
她会以为有人来讨糖了 She's gonna think it's trick-or-treaters.
当她打开门的时候 When she opens the door,
砰 bang,
我就能把她的头爆掉了 I blow her fucking head off.
你们没事吧？ You guys okay?
嘿 Hey.
我可以的 I got this.
相信我 Just trust me.
我爱你 I love you.
你们这些女孩子在那里干什么？ What are you girls doing there?!
没什么 Nothing.
嘿 Hey,
你是那天晚上的那个女孩 you're that girl from the other night.
你带了一个朋友来？ And you brought a friend with you?
是的 Yeah.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick-or-treat.
嗯 Well,
我很高兴你回来看我了 I'm so glad you came back.
我屋里有一些好吃的东西 I have some delicious treats inside.
跟我来 Come with me.
嗯 Mmmm.
坐下 Sit.
那么 So,
你们怎么没打扮？ where are your costumes?
我打扮成她的样子 她打扮得像我一样 I'm dressed as her and she's dressed as me.
是的 Yeah.
我们想弄得有意思一些 We were trying to be funny.
不怎么有意思 Not impressed.
嗯 Mmmmm.
嗯哼 Mmmmm-mmmmm.
来点我的著名的自制巧克力？ Care for some of my famous homemade pickled chocolates?
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
我们今晚已经吃了很多糖果了 We've already eaten so much candy tonight.
别表现得像恶心到了一样 Well don't look disgusted.
它们很好吃 They're delicious.
嗯 Mmmmm.
嘿 Hey!
哦 我的上帝 Oh my God.
伙计 我们完了 Dude, we're fucked.
我永远都吃不腻 I can never get enough of 'em.
哦 天哪 Oh man.
嗯 嗯 Mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmm, mmmmm.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 他妈的？ Hey, what the fuck?!
我永远都吃不腻 I can never get enough of 'em.
味道太棒了 They are so good.
我自己做的 你知道的 I make 'em myself, you know.
自制的 Homemade.
我可以用一下你的洗手间吗？ Can I use your bathroom, please?
可以 Yeah.
当然 它在后面 在那里 Sure, it's in the back, there.
跟我来 玛丽莎 Come with me, Melissa.
我要和她一起去 没问题吧？ I'm gonna go with her, if that's okay?
嗯哼 Mmhmmm.
我们要怎么做？ What are we gonna do?
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know, I don't know.
我们从这扇窗户爬出去 Let's just climb out this window.
不 没有救出吉奥我们不能离开 No, we can't leave without Gio.
好吧 Right, okay.
快想快想 Think, think, think.
找找任何我们可以用作武器的东西 Look for anything we can use as a weapon.
好的 Okay.
你找到什么了吗？ Did you find anything yet?
如果我们可以用牙刷或马桶刷当武器的话 那就有 Not unless we can use a toothbrush or a toilet brush.
你们没事吧？ You girls all right in there?
是的 我们马上就来 Yeah, we'll be right out.
好吧 你们有伴了 Well, you have some company here.
伙伴？ Company?
是的 你们的朋友来见你们了 Yes, your friend is here to see you.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay!
坐下 坐下 坐下 Sit, sit, sit.
他希望能给你们带来惊喜 He wants it to be a surprise.
是的 他希望这是一个惊喜 Yes, he wants it to be a surprise!
呆在那里 我马上回来 Stay right there and I'll be right back.
看看是谁要来救你们了？ Look who's here to save you.
是不是很棒？ Isn't that sweet?
哇 Awwwww.
“嘿 "Hey,
“看着我 "look at me.
"我是学校里最酷的孩子 "I'm the coolest kid in school
“我是来救你们的 ” "and I'm here to save you."
他是来救你们的 He's here to save you.
马克？ Mark?
哦 对了 Oh, right.
听着 So, listen,
我割开了他的喉咙 I slit this throat.
他只能活15秒了 He's only got about 15 seconds to live.
小女孩们 你们有什么想说的吗？ So, little girls, you got anything you wanna say?
马克 我很抱歉 Mark, I'm so sorry.
你知道吗？ You know what?
好吧 Yep.
我错了 I was wrong.
他死了 He's dead.
他听不到你说的话 He didn't hear a word you said.
该死的婊子 Fucking bitch!
你他妈的死定了 You're fucking dead!
别心急 甜心 No so fast, sunshine.
眼熟吗？ Does this look familiar?
你的小朋友说我可以用 Your little friend here said I could have it.
我以前从没用过枪 I've never had a gun before.
我迫不及待地想试一试 I can't wait to try it out.
你玩得开心吗 伙计？ You having fun, buddy?
是的 Yeah.
嘿 我们去看看隔壁的房子吧 Hey, let's check out the next house.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey!
冷静点 小可爱 Calm the hell down, buttercup,
除非你想让我把你也放倒 unless you want me to lay you down beside her.
这就是你想要的吗？ Is that what you want?
不 不 No, no.
好吧 那就控制住你自己 Well then get a hold of yourself.
起来 Get up.
过来 到这儿来 Come on, get over here.
站起来 坐在这 Get up and get your ass over here.
把你的小朋友从椅子上推开 Push your little friend here out of the chair
然后坐下来 and sit down in it.
什么？ What?
哦 这很难吗？ Oh, is this too hard?
把他从椅子上推开 坐下来 Push him out of the chair and sit down in it.
哦 Oh.
你能用点劲吗？ Would you put some muscle into it?
哦 老天爷 让我来 Oh, for Lord's sakes, let me.
这也叫难？ Now, was that too hard?
现在坐下来 Now sit down!
你打算怎么做？ What are you going to do?
可怜的小宝贝 Little poor baby.
听着 别把这当成私人恩怨了 Listen, don't take it too personal.
你太紧张了 You're taking it too hard.
请不要这么做 Please don't do this.
“请不要 ” "Please don't.
“请不要 ” "Please don't."
有个好消息 There is good news.
我需要交付31个灵魂 I need to deliver 31 souls.
你可以结束它 因为你是31号 You get to end it because you're number 31.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
你相信女巫吗？ Do you believe in witches?
不 No.
诅咒和邪恶咒语呢？ How about curses and evil spells?
不 No.
你应该相信 Well you should.
就在40年前的这一天 On this very day, 40 years ago,
一个巫婆诅咒我 a witch put a curse on me.
我需要献出31个灵魂 I need to deliver 31 souls
这样死神才会放过我 for every day that dead walk.
你 小兔子 And you, little bunny,
就是我的31号 make 31.
如果我做31号 那么吉奥是32号 If I make 31, then Gio's 32.
你就不需要杀死吉奥 You don't have to kill Gio.
谁？ Who?
你的仓库里有一个小男孩 There's a little boy in your barn.
他的名字叫吉奥 他是我的侄子 His name is Gio and he's my nephew.
如果我31号 他32号 你就不用杀他了 If I'm 31 then he's 32 and you don't have to kill him.
拜托 取了我的性命 饶了他吧 Please, just take me and let him go.
是的 当然 Yeah, sure.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
如果我死了 我怎么知道你会让他走？ How will I know you'll let him go if I'm dead?
你只能选择相信我 You'll just have to trust me.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
天啊 等一下 Jesus Christ, just wait a second!
哦 来吧 Oh, come on!
我很想再用一次这个东西 I'm dying to use this thing again.
拜托 一定还有别的办法 Please, there must be another way.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
好了 搞定了 Okay, it's done.
他是你的第31个灵魂 There's your 31st soul.
我们现在可以回家了吗？ Can we go home now, please?
我忘了说一件小事 I forgot to mention one little thing.
什么？ What?
什么 你要让我们走吗？ What, are you going to let us go?
哦 你可以走 Oh, you can go.
那你为什么笑呢？ Then why are you laughing?
唯一可以打破 The only way my curse
我诅咒的 could ever be broken
是有人愿意为我取走第31个灵魂 is if someone else offered to take the 31st soul for me.
什么？ What?
你 You
取了第31个灵魂 took the 31st soul for the dead.
这是什么意思？ What does that mean?
这意味着你 Well that means that you
现在是被诅咒的那个人了 are the cursed one now.
不 No.
啊 Aaah!
在31个小时内 In 31 hours
或者更快 or less,
你将收到一条信息 you will receive a message.
它会告诉你你需要知道的一切 It will tell you everything you need to know.
天啊 这只是个梦 Oh my God, it was just a dream.
谢天谢地 Jesus Christ.
曼迪 打电话给我 我做了个超疯狂的噩梦
不 No.
不 No!
呦 ♪ Shit ♪
听好 ♪ Listen ♪
这不是扯淡 ♪ This ain't no bullshit ♪
黑帮说 ♪ The gangsta say ♪
这不是游戏 婊子 ♪ This ain't no game, bitch ♪
真正的黑帮 ♪ Real gangsta shit ♪
埃塞尔阿姨 最屌 ♪ Aunt Ethel, for real ♪
埃塞尔阿姨 才是这里的黑帮老大 ♪ Aunt Ethel, gangsta, on the scene ♪
别鬼混 ♪ Don't fuck around ♪
她是个疯狂的婊子 哟 ♪ She is a crazy bitch, yo ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
她是街上的大佬 ♪ She's a gangsta from the streets ♪
她会到处乱搞 把你变成万圣节的糖 ♪ She will fuck around and make you into Halloween treats ♪
她是死手 ♪ She's a killa ♪
带着兜帽 ♪ From the hood ♪
她只是个老太太 但如果可以 她会杀了你 ♪ She's just an old lady but she'll kill you if she could ♪
再说一次她的名字 ♪ It's the A to the U to the N to the T ♪
埃塞尔阿姨 ♪ To the E to the T to the H to the E ♪
被魔咒缠身 ♪ To the motherfucking L, cursed by a spell ♪
女巫的生活就是他妈的地狱 ♪ The witch's is life is a fucking hell ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
看好你的孩子 告诉他们你做了什么 ♪ Keep track of your kids and tell them that what you did ♪
如果你想让他们活下去 最好远离埃塞尔阿姨 ♪ Stay away from Aunt Ethel if you want them to live ♪
她喜欢腌制你的脚 ♪ She likes to pickle your feet ♪
她喜欢腌制你的眼 ♪ She likes to pickle your eyes ♪
她喜欢把孩子们做成南瓜派 ♪ She likes to cook the kids up into pumpkin pie ♪
她是一个心狠手辣的疯女人 ♪ She's a crazy bitch who don't give a shit ♪
她砍掉了里基的弟弟 ♪ She chopped off Ricky's dick ♪
真够脏的 真是他妈的耻辱 ? It's a dirty game, it's a goddamn shame ♪
每个人都要牢牢记住这个名字 ♪ Everybody watch out and learn the name ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
你没听说过吗 埃塞尔阿姨有重活儿要干 ♪ Haven't you heard, Aunt Ethel got to earn ♪
烧焦尸体 看着他们燃烧 ♪ She got fire fueled bodies, watch them burn ♪
她必须工作 她要去干脏活 ♪ She's gotta put in work, she's gotta do the dirt ♪
她要收集31个灵魂 ♪ She got get it done before the 31st ♪
你最好小心点 ♪ You better watch your back, bitch ♪
她势在必得 ♪ She got to get, bitch ♪
慢下来 ♪ Slow it down ♪
她会把你干掉 ♪ She's gonna ratatat-tat bitch ♪
你最好听进我的话 ♪ You better listen because it's like that ♪
她会把你关起来 把你变成万圣节的糖 ♪ She will fuck you up and turn you into Halloween snacks ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
这是埃塞尔阿姨的地盘 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel on the scene ♪
最好小心点 因为万圣节到了 ♪ Better watch your back because it's time for Halloween ♪
埃塞尔阿姨最屌 ♪ It's Aunt Ethel, dog ♪
梅丽莎 等等 Melissa, wait!
好了 拍好了吗？ All right, is that a cut?
妈妈 你是不是把我的大麻…… Mom, did you take my fucking weed...
对不起 Sorry.
明白了 Got it.
很酷吧？ Cool?
很酷 伙计 Very cool, man.
嘿 Hey!
你们女孩们在那里干什么？ What're you girls doing there?!
没什么 Nothing.
嘿 Hey.
她脱口而出了 It just went right in her mouth.
哦天 Ew.
眼看着她就说出来了 I watch it go right.
她嘴里说了什么？ What went in her mouth?
一只虫子刚刚冲着我 A bug just went.
我看着她吐出来 I watched her spit it out.
她只是去了 呸 She just went, phew.
好了 听好了 妈的 All right, now listen up, motherfuckers.
你知道我的意思吗？ Ya know what I mean?
嘿 Hey.
你好吗？ What's up?
没弄好 Get it together.
关上门 Close the door.
天哪 真他妈的好笑 Holy shit, that's gonna be so fucking funny.
要看着什么 那盏灯吗？ So where are you looking at, that light?
要看奥斯汀的乳头 I'm looking at Austin's nipples.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
是的 Yeah.
不 我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
确实就是那里 That's like where I'm looking,
巧的是 他的乳头刚好在那儿 is right, ironically, where his nipples are.
好了 乳头 明白了 Okay, nipples, got it.
对 从乔的乳头到奥斯汀的乳头 Right, so from Joe's nipples to Austin's nipples.
那是我的侄子 吉奥 That's my nephew, Gio!
吉奥 Gio!
锁住了 It's locked.
开始 And action.
进来 Come in.
哦 没关系 Oh, nevermind.
什么？ What?
来吧 Come on.
天哪 你们这些家伙 Jesus, you guys.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
接下来 And
开始 action.
呃 Ugh.
你的台词呢？ You're not gonna say your line?
我甚至不能... I can't even.
好的 Okay.